The rate of alcoholic consumption in the country by some road users is frightening and must be outrightly criminalised.

WHEN ALCOHOL MAKES YOU SENSELESS

Discussion of a couple on the mobile phone late night.

Wife: Where are you? You are speaking so tensed. What happened?

Husband: I’m in the car dear. But, i found the steering wheel, the clutch, brake and the accelerator pedal all are stolen from our car. What should i do my love?

Wife: Are you drunk again?

Husband: A little, but how does it matter now. Think about the car first.

Wife: I Expected it. You idiot, change from the left seat to the right seat. You’ll find all of them.