1 – When Hlaudi goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.
2 – One day hlaudi did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
3- When Hlaudi was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
4 – When he was 10, Hlaudi decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
5- Hlaudi’s father is named after him. He is called Hlaudi Junior.
6 – One day hlaudi passed a red robot and when Metro Police stopped his car, Hlaudi gave them a ticket.
7 – Hlaudi helped the nurses when he was born.
8 – Hlaudi never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
9 – When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Hlaudi.
10 – Oxygen needs Hlaudi to survive.
11 – It is impossible for Hlaudi to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Hlaudi.
12 – In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Hlaudi.
13 – One day Hlaudi missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
14 – One day Hlaudi arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
15. His email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.
NB : This article was shared by a one of our facebook fans –Nhlaka Gamndane Ngonyama.