1 – When Hlaudi goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.

2 – One day hlaudi did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

3- When Hlaudi was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

4 – When he was 10, Hlaudi decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

5- Hlaudi’s father is named after him. He is called Hlaudi Junior.

6 – One day hlaudi passed a red robot and when Metro Police stopped his car, Hlaudi gave them a ticket.

7 – Hlaudi helped the nurses when he was born.

8 – Hlaudi never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

9 – When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Hlaudi.

10 – Oxygen needs Hlaudi to survive.

11 – It is impossible for Hlaudi to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Hlaudi.

12 – In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Hlaudi.

13 – One day Hlaudi missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

14 – One day Hlaudi arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

15. His email address is sabc@hlaudi.co.za.


NB : This article was shared by a one of our facebook fans –Nhlaka Gamndane Ngonyama.